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Age 42, Male

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LAWLAWL.
I BELIEVE THERE IS A VERY USEFUL TOOL CALLED "SKATEBOARD" WE CAN SHOVE UP OUR ASSES.

I ALREADY DID THAT TWICE, WE MUST FIND SOMETHING NEW AND BIGGER.

To Detect Noobs:
1. People what have the name "Taco"
2. People who signed up back in 05
3. People who have Lvl 13 accounts
4. KILL EM!

I have a lvl 13 account.

Ignore Taco Man

Taco Taco Borito Borito

Obviously, you don't know the definition of "Parody" or "Satire", do you, Mr. Griffin? If you take my Words so personal, then you should perhaps grow a sense of Humour, yes?

I like cheese.

I WANT TO SHOVE MY COCK AND BALLS STRAIGHT UP YOUR HOLIEST OF HOLES.

OH YES PLEASE
AND THIS IS TOTALLY NOT GAY.

NOPE; THIS IS NOT GAY.
THIS IS NORMAL FOR ANY STRAIGHT MAN.

YES I KNOW, SINCE I'M TOTALLY STRAIGHT.

(Looks at my blog)
(Notices absence of your comments from it)
(Dies a little inside)

(Hug)

Sorrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy!

OH HEY WHAT IS THIS STRAIGHT MANLY EXPERIENCE YOU ARE HAVING WITH ANOTHER MAN? MAY I JOIN IN THIS COMPLETELY STRAIGHT AND NOT GAY AT ALL OCCASION??

DEPENDS, DO YOU HAVE IRON DILDOS?

Go get a girlfriend, slick. XP

Very funny -_-

allright i`ll se ya around Nikenick!

I'm going on the 13th of July XD

Wassup?

The sky's up , silly!

OF COURSE. THEY EVEN HAVE LITTLE SPIKES TOO.

OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS?
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

(Inserts) THIS ISN'T GAY AT ALL
NOT EVEN A LITTLE

I KNOW. AND WHERE ARE YOU INSERTING IT ANYWAYS?

IN YOUR URETHREA. THE HOLE IN YOUR PENIS.

OH OK, IT'S NICE AND COMFY THOUGH

My tiger is black and blue eyes

Cool!

Lvl 13 Not inculding friends.

alright

Your inbox is full

*fixed*

CAUSE I HAVEN'T PRESSED THE BUTTON THAT RELEASES THE SPIKES!
(Presses button, spikes come out)
THERE YA GO!

Dude this is getting a little bit freaky.

I am the winner of Gay Chicken.
Now, gimme the bunny.

The bunny is mine and will always be mine!

(Sneaks up on your Solid Snake style, snaps your neck and lays you down, takes bunny, cares for bunny)

You got the robot bunny!
*presses button*

SELFDESTRUCT!

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